Where I’ve been and where I’ll be.

Where I’ve been:

• work
• playing Oblivion because I started over and now I rock at it so suck it n00bs (Carleen, don’t say ANYTHING)
• watching season finales

Where I’ll be:

• probably won’t post for a week because I’ll be on a church trip to Jackson, MS (don’t be too sad without me)

Other:

• Soon after returning from Jackson, I’ll have a big announcement for those of you that I know in real life. Big.

porn4kidz reblogged your post: This kid on Facebook just uploaded a video called…

get your mind out of the gutter ethan god

Okay, I’ll do that, PORN4KIDZ

This kid on Facebook just uploaded a video called “Church promo” and I definitely thought it said “Church porno.” 

This. Changes. Everything.

EVERYTHING. My life is about to be flipped 180 degrees.

helldate:

my first date ever was at a movie theatre. it was pretty fun, we got some popcorn, and laughed at all the previews. Ten minutes into the movie we started kissing (he kissed like his life depended on his tongue being halfway down my throat), but you know I figured it didn’t matter all that much. Then he started feeling me up, but he goes “tell me if you aren’t ready, i wont mind”. I said “I’m not ready okay”. So he looks up at me, spits in my face, and leaves.

If you could make Photoshop work in real life, my friends would be so impressed with my body.